Welcome to a new segment here at Weird Internets. I will share with you one horribly bad quote that should never of been uttered and one awesome quote that shakes the very ground it was spoken on. 
“You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” - President [...]

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“The study detailed Americans’ deep and broad religiosity, finding that 92 percent believe in God or a universal spirit — including one in five of those who call themselves atheists. More than half of Americans polled pray at least once a day” - Washington Post
Atheist; noun
“one who believes that there is no deity” 
So if 1 [...]

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Anyone else every get the feeling that sometimes people really don’t get native speakers to look over products before they are imported into countries. I mean as delicious as it sounds it just doesn’t scream out to me as a product I would be keeping in my house. If you want to order your own bag for [...]

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1941, German forces invade the Soviet Union. Soviet troops although very strong in numbers are outmatched in just about everything else. The Nazis are using the newly coined blitzkrieg style attacks. Depending heavily on their armored divisions to gain ground. Soviet generals are stressed and are in dire need for solutions to counter the German advance. Such is born the [...]

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Potato chips have the unique feature of coming in a wide selection of flavors from Ranch to Salt & Vinegar. Some people are repulsed by certain flavors and some can not live without them. Sometimes things go horribly wrong and flavors that you would never associate with a chip come to market. 
Ham flavored chips takes [...]

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Let me introduce you to a very bad ass punctuation mark. My little friend here is called the Interrobang and despite OS X not having that word in its dictionary it is a very real thing. When dealing with weird internets it is very often needed when trying to phrase a question with disbelief or excitement.

Why is it then that [...]

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As a former professional combat arms soldier I can honestly say I would have a very hard time field stripping an M-4 in the time that this 11 year old girl can. 53 seconds is a damn impressive time as I know infantrymen who would be hard pressed to accomplish the same task in 3 [...]

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What is most upseting about this is not even the fact that it does exist, but the fact that a German came up with this before an American. I mean after all an American came up with the cheese filled bacon wrapped deep fried hot dog. Plus Americans have led the way in transporting food, after [...]

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Today at work I noticed that weirdinternets.com was available. Well needless to say it is no longer available, take that you domain parking bastards. 
Everyday I encounter any number of very weird things on the internet that I really feel I need to expose other people to. Not because I think that it is important and [...]

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